The Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3: Kootie Pie Rocks
The Milli Vanilli Episode. This is something I can't blame on the rain.Dic: 1990If you all know me by now, you know that there's one thing I love more than anything, and that's old school gaming....
View ArticleMy Little Pony: Twinkle Wish Adventure
A Holiday Night-"Mare"Hasbro: 2009Joyeux Noel fellow toonsters. December has cometh once more, and it's time for yet another classically crappy Christmas cartoon. Not to mention continue my quest to...
View ArticleThe Rosey and Buddy Show
You aren't MY BuddyNelvana/Little Rosey Productions: 1992Welcome fellow toonsters to another fresh new year. And what better way to kick things off than by digging into the filth that is Tooncrap. And...
View ArticleJohnny Test
A "Test" of patienceWarner Bros/Teletoon: 2005-OngoingWhy?W-Why?I've sat through Gilbert Gottfried singing. I've sat through the Monster Chasers. I've sat through Madballs: Gross Jokes, Bubsy, and G3...
View ArticleCare Bears and the Land Without Feelings
I don't careLBS Communications: 1983Ah the Care Bears. Next to Captain Planet, these unkempt ursine of the utmost kindness has easily been one of Tooncrap's most beloved whipping boys... er, bears. It...
View ArticleSpongebob Squarepants: A Pal For Gary
Nickelodeon: 2010I'll make an honest confession. I've never been a major fan of Spongebob in either of its variations. By that I mean not the old classics, or the abysmal newer episodes. Granted, some...
View ArticleCaptain Planet: Twelve Angry Animals
One Angry ReviewerTurner: 1995Ah Captain Planet. The quintessential butt monkey of this blog. When in a state of mental burnout, I always find that our favorite hippie in the red speedo really helps...
View ArticleAngela Anaconda
My anaconda don't want noneDecode Entertainment: 1999Sometimes you come across a show that just annoys you. It may not be the worst written, or the worst looking, but everything about it just annoys...
View ArticleSpongebob Squarepants: One Coarse Meal
One Horrid EpisodeNickelodeon: 2010So, among the many awful Spongebob episodes that people claim to be the worst in the series, there are several that seem to often get mentioned. One is Atlantis...
View ArticlePinky, Elmyra, and the Brain
World DumbinationWarner Bros: 1998The 90's gave us a plethora of great cartoons. And while some of them haven't held up perfectly, the "Steven Spielberg Presents" cartoons are still hilarious to watch....
View ArticleFamily Guy: Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q
Hey Lois, remember that time Family Guy was funny?Fox/Fuzzy Door Productions: 2011I think with all the recent hubbub about Family Guy, it's only fair for me to do a review of one of the worst episodes...
View ArticleElf Bowling: The Movie
Bowling for BullcrapFilm Brokers International: 2007Christmas time has reared its snowy head once again, and that means it's time once more to look at some holly jolly horribleness from the realm of...
View ArticleTooncrap is Moving!
Yep, after almost a half decade here on Blogger, Tooncrap is finally making a much needed move. Starting January 14th, this blog will be moving to Game Show Garbage as part of the site's bigger...
View ArticleVote now for the first ever Crummy Awards
Welcome to the first ever voting field for the first ever Crummy Awards. It's odd. I've been doing Tooncrap since 2008, and yet I've never thought to put in the effort to do an awards article. But...
View ArticleFamily Guy: The Life of Brian Saga
2013 Crummy Award WinnerFox: 2013Well, you voted, and here it is. The first ever Crummy Awards was a surprisingly strong turnout. Hell, when I made the poll, I was expecting maybe 10 pity votes at...
View ArticleTooncrap: The Forum Has Arrived
I've been thinking about doing something of this nature for a few years now, but I think it's finally time for Tooncrap to start to break beyond its simplistic blogger nature, and become a bit more...
View ArticleIs it Crap?: Teenage Fairytale Dropouts
I'm straying a bit from the norm this time around to give my thoughts on the newest cartoon from the Hub network, which actually is far from new. In fact the show's origins come from Mexico, and has...
View ArticleNew Induction on Game Show Garbage: Doug's First Movie
Exclusive to GSG this week is an all new induction that looks at Doug's first, and only, feature film. Monsters, idiot balls, and robots galore. Check it...
View ArticleVHS Vitriol has arrived
Now up is a new blog from me known as VHS Vitriol. It will contain movie reviews of good, bad, and all around interesting movies from the era of the VHS tape. And the screenshots will be taken in...
View ArticleIs it Crap?: The Day My Butt Went Psycho
Welcome to the latest edition of "Is it Crap"? The article that asks if a modern or older cartoon is worth inducting to Tooncrap. And for this week's choice, it's definitely one that comes off pretty...
View ArticleBe Cool, Scooby Doo
So, we have our first official image of Mystery Inc. for the 30 billionth reboot of Scooby Doo. My thoughts? Well, I had little hopes in any attempted spin off of the franchise after Scooby Doo Mystery...
View ArticleNewest GSG Exclusive Induction: The Lorax
How bad can an adaptation be? Find out Here with this month's newest Game Show Garbage induction
View ArticleWhat Killed the Hub Network?
So, as many of you are aware by now, The Hub Network, an alliance of both the toy company Habro and Discovery Communications, have come to an amicable split as of last week. Due to this, the network,...
View ArticleIs it Crap?: My Little Pony: Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks
When I started writing for Game Show Garbage earlier this year, the first induction I did was My Little Pony: Equestria Girls. Reason mainly being that it felt like a particularly piss poor spinoff...
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