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Ronald McDonald in "Scared Silly"
So stupid, it's scaryClasky-Csupo: 1998This week, we return to the realm of the animated, and what better cartoon to induct, than one starring one of the most beloved mascots of all time.Sadly, no.I'm...
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Dunce Bucket
Well, at least it lives up to it's nameTeletoon: 2009Comedy is perhaps the most subjective thing of all. What one person percieves as outright hilarious, another could consider to be downright rubbish....
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The Care Bears Nutcracker Suite
Sickeningly 'suite'Nelvana:1988It's that time of year again. The time where the weather gets colder, the streets get more colorful, and crazed people rampage through department stores in search of the...
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Frosty Returns
'Snow doubt about it. This is awfulBroadway Video: 1992Christmas is rapidly approaching, and more than likely by now, you've seen several of the classic holiday specials air on television. Maybe it was...
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Thumbelina
Thumbs DownWarner Bros: 1994Well, here we are. After dealing with 3 of the infamously bad early 90's Bluth films, we're down to the last one. The animated adaptation of the Hans Christian Anderson...
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Defenders of Dynatron City
An atomic bomb. Dic: 1992There's no tried and tested cartoon idea that has worked better than that of the super hero team.From the established comic book heroes..To the fresher takes..There's just...
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Captain Planet: A Good Bomb is Hard to Find
Especially when this show is a dud.Turner: 1995Ah, Captain Planet. If only every cartoon could deliver such joyous amounts of fail. Yep, we're talking about the Cap and his posse of planet protecting...
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April Fool's 2011 Induction: "Disney's" Beauty and the Beast
A Beastly AbortionDisney: 1991It's no secret that in the world of Disney, there have been some major stinkers. Like, for instance, Aladdin. A movie so bad, that I had a hard time sitting through it one...
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Legend of the Hawaiian Slammers
I'd rather slam my head into the wall.Dic: 1994Well, hey. Whaddya know? After 16 months of inactivity, I've actually decided to return to the realm of the awfully animated. so with that said...Welcome...
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Tiny Robots
A Mechanized MessVideo Brinquedo: 2008Okay, I couldn't bring back Tooncrap without making another visit to the Asylum of Animation. Oh Toyland Video... I mean Video Brinquedo. How I have missed your...
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Captain Planet: Mind Pollution
Drugs are bad, MMMkay?Turner: 1991Oh Captain Planet. I've made you my big blue whipping boy ever since I started this blog. That's not to say he hasn't deserved it sometimes, but honestly, it's getting...
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Bubsy
What could possibly go RIGHT???Calico Entertainment/Accolade: 1993"one more note. Battletoads wasn't teh only cartoon to have a pilot air on TV. in the mid 90's, another video game character tried his...
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My Little Pony: Newborn Cuties: Over Two Rainbows
What a load of pony baloney!Hasbro: 2009Okay, let's be honest, if you're one of the lucky people who know me by now, you know that I, for lack of a better terminology am a male fan of the current...
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The Cat in the Hat
This can suck my Thing 1, and Kiss my Thing 2Universal: 2003Welcome all, tooncrappers, the big and the smallto a tale of a film that may make one bawlFor this film I talk of, it fills me with dreadTo...
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The Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3: Kootie Pie Rocks
The Milli Vanilli Episode. This is something I can't blame on the rain.Dic: 1990If you all know me by now, you know that there's one thing I love more than anything, and that's old school gaming....
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My Little Pony: Twinkle Wish Adventure
A Holiday Night-"Mare"Hasbro: 2009Joyeux Noel fellow toonsters. December has cometh once more, and it's time for yet another classically crappy Christmas cartoon. Not to mention continue my quest to...
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The Rosey and Buddy Show
You aren't MY BuddyNelvana/Little Rosey Productions: 1992Welcome fellow toonsters to another fresh new year. And what better way to kick things off than by digging into the filth that is Tooncrap. And...
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Johnny Test
A "Test" of patienceWarner Bros/Teletoon: 2005-OngoingWhy?W-Why?I've sat through Gilbert Gottfried singing. I've sat through the Monster Chasers. I've sat through Madballs: Gross Jokes, Bubsy, and G3...
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Care Bears and the Land Without Feelings
I don't careLBS Communications: 1983Ah the Care Bears. Next to Captain Planet, these unkempt ursine of the utmost kindness has easily been one of Tooncrap's most beloved whipping boys... er, bears. It...
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Spongebob Squarepants: A Pal For Gary
Nickelodeon: 2010I'll make an honest confession. I've never been a major fan of Spongebob in either of its variations. By that I mean not the old classics, or the abysmal newer episodes. Granted, some...
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