Welcome to the first ever voting field for the first ever Crummy Awards. It's odd. I've been doing Tooncrap since 2008, and yet I've never thought to put in the effort to do an awards article. But looking at the majority of what was given to people in 2013, there definitely isn't a better year to do this. And since I love to put the old bashing on old Dr. Crumb of the infamously bad "Little and Big Monsters" and "What's Up? Balloon to the Rescue", he will serve as the "gooker" of sorts.
So, here are the first ever nominees for the Crummy Awards. All choices were based off poor reviews elsewhere, as well as if they're currently released on DVD by the time I get to reviewing this in early March. Hence why "Walking With the Dinosaurs 3D" is a worthy inductee, but seems to be a while ahead from release.
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So, here are the first ever nominees for the Crummy Awards. All choices were based off poor reviews elsewhere, as well as if they're currently released on DVD by the time I get to reviewing this in early March. Hence why "Walking With the Dinosaurs 3D" is a worthy inductee, but seems to be a while ahead from release.
Escape From Planet Earth
A film with more rewrites than original ideas, this Weinstein Company dud of an alien adventure film is one that doesn't come in peace.
Disney's Planes
Disney Flies "So Low" by throwing a lame direct-to-video Cars spinoff to theaters.
Uncle Grandpa
Because Cartoon Network was sorely lacking in stupidly random cartoon shows.
Teen Titans Go!
Cartoon Network pulls a double middle finger to fans of Teen Titans and Young Justice
Free Birds
Time travelling turkeys. Someone actually got paid to release a film with that stupid a premise.
The Smurfs 2
It takes a certain type of magic to take an already awful film, and smurf things up worse for the sequel.
Family Guy's "The Life of Brian" Saga
Seth MacFarlane screws the pooch before getting a case of old yeller belly.
Turbo
Dreamworks' attempt at selling the audience on a super fast snail is quite slow going.
Polls are open from now until February 15th. After that, the review should be up exclusively on the Tooncrap blog by early march. So get out there, and get voting.